this little fucker has more game than i do and hes like 5
When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.
– Billy, age 4 (via sickur)
why is six afraid of seven?
because seven is a registered six offender
i am legit in tears over this joke
WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
- attractive friend: ugh im so ugly
- me: well what the fuck does that make me then
